by Heavy D || Columnist
CBB has finally started to warm up after a very slow start in the first week.This is due to a trio, Paul, Sarah and Jemma. I like to refer to them as the ‘Toxic Trio’ They’ve all got more in common than they’d like to believe.
They’re all obviously missing some sort of substance on the outside. They are toxic in every single sense of the word.
Let’s start with Paul
Paul came into the house trying to impersonate Bear, even down copying his catchphrase ‘Ruthless!’ I know Paul and I know Bear. Paul is definitely taken on the ‘Bear’ persona since he’s been in the house.
Ok, I’ve heard from people well at least he’s copying a winning formula, only problem with that is, you can only keep up an act or persona for so long before you start to crack in the house. Big Brother has a way of exposing you if you’re trying to portray someone that you’re not. My message to Paul would be ‘Get your own personality and you’re own catchphrase. Be yourself because you will get found out in the end.
Now Sarah is another Toxic Avenger who I think is not being themselves. She is a loose cannon, master manipulator and professional victim player.
The way smirks during her many confrontations shows me she knows exactly what she’s doing.
And the fact she told everyone she won’t be flirting with anyone in the house because she has somebody in the outside then is seen kissing and cuddling Chad shows that she has no morals or loyalty to anyone.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Old Chad slips her one in the house after Sarah called Jemma a slag for shagging on TV.
That takes us nicely onto the shit stirring, hypocrite slosh pot that is Jemma Lucy.
Is she a reality tv groupie or reality tv star?
I’m still trying to work that one out.
One thing for certain is when she has a couple of ciders she doesn’t hold back.
So expect more fireworks in the coming week from Jemma.
On Friday night Mr. Monobrow got evicted.
Shortly after one of the housemates Trisha Paytas, a vile ex-hooker YouTuber walked from the big brother compound after telling Big Brother that if the housemates were a representation of the UK our country is disgusting. She then asked to leave I loved how Big Brother didn’t try and talk her out of it and just said ‘the door is on your left. Bye’ CLASSIC! (In other words F*CK RIGHT OFF)
She is the one who is disgusting, she is vile, has no people skills, and stereotypes a whole nation because of a few plebs on a reality TV game show. Because America is so much better than UK what with having a racist president and the events unfolding in Charlottesville. YEAH RIGHT!!
Woooosah!…..And calm!….
And so Trisha who claimed her reason for leaving the house was because of Fake ass bitches is pictured the next day outside Buckingham Palace in a London England top.
One suspects she is the Fakest Ass bitch of them all!
That’s it for now!
Have a BOOMTASTIC week see you next week!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
