by Ray Jorden
I am always a little skeptical about shows like this, in regards to how genuine the celebs are being and being made for entertainment values, but how real are they being, so here is my non bias take on this evenings episode!!
Well I don’t mean to be rude, or maybe I do but they could have picked better celebs!!
Is Tom the receptionist even real? He kind of reminds me of a modern day Max Headroom, plastic and slightly functioning!! On a positive note his teeth are gorgeous.
Melody who? Who is she? So if your not happy about your date and don’t want to be tied down, then play the field, but get the feeling there is no field big enough to cope with your ego!
I have to say there is something cute and innocent about Joey Essex, still thick as you please and that will never change! So Joey appears on Loose Women, pretty sure it’s not the first time he’s opened up to loose women!!!
With me the jury is still out with Fern Mcann, I am not even sure why she needs to be on a show like this? And with the face paint less is deffo more. FFS Fern just because he licked a knife is no reason not to second date, maybe imagine the knife is your fanny, would that help? Imagination is the key!
Is that a comedy nose Benno is wearing is it real, if so bonus for you Melody!!
Bear thinks with his dick, which is why when he talks no fucker can understand him, that low monotone droll!!
Do the celeb’s really want to date and find love? I am really beginning to wonder.
The feedback from little Peri was a ten out of ten, not bad for a school night date, but I doubt he knows what tingling downstairs is.. Well maybe a little boxer twitch or rumble.
Not being in to Skipping vagina’s myself but I have to say Jorgie is so cute, and I can’t believe you think someone is too nice on your date, are you seriously kidding me? This indeed might turn your vagina from skipping to a full blow long distance run, but sadly the vagina has closed the door.
Have to say James is one hot dude and I personally would not say no, pretty sure he would get my cooter singing that’s for sure. So on their latest date, Jorgie took James up the red carpet, one can only imagine where James wants to take Jorgie!!
Like a fairytale here comes the Bears!
What is clear is that in his mum’s eyes Stephen can do no wrong and she is totally deluded about his behavior, open your eyes mother!!!
Fern’s date Simon looks very nice, a smile that has melted many a heart for sure, so best I scrape myself of the floor right now, he’s an actor…hummm maybe that is why he is so convincing on dates!!
So back to the Bear’s, Stephen is in the room, yet he isn’t judging from that vacant far away look on his face, I doubt he even knows where he is or what day. But what is clear and apparent is that he is a rude fucker on dates, no respect for women and he deserves to be single, not everyone woman is an open vagina on legs Stephen #prick comes to mind.
Nadia is so so right, if Stephen does not start to behave then she will throw him off her books, bravo……next!!! He agree to be more respectful but this remains to be seen, you know what they say, once a prick always a prick and think that’s enough said really.
So at the event with Jorgie, James was clearly bored and out of his comfort zone, yes he was standing on his own Jorgie but it takes two to make an effort and he really wasn’t.
Slow down Fern you sound like a stalker with Simon, don’t rush things like a mad woman and less of your one liners as they are not funny.
I think everyone would agree Jorgie you are self sabotaging your date with James, just relax and go with the flow, although the flow right now is going right down the shitter and think it’s time to flush, bye bye James.
Well that’s all from me, thanks for reading!
See ya x
